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Apr

magicaldeductions:

goddammit bill

22

Apr

sassbama:

iconic

(Source: reginaa-phalange)

When people tell me my Harry Potter pickup lines are lame

lifeof-ty:

☾

imminentlyginger:

you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

(Source: becca-morley)

alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

silentstephi:

cyberbullys:

katorade27:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD 

OH MY GOD

Well, the bird IS real.  And it REALLY did make the camera noises.  However, the rest of this video is hilarious.

(Source: urbanclictionary)

godbless-st-cyr:

Are you okay, Tumblr?